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President Bush says he's really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending 20,000 troops to the sun.

David Letterman




Joke on Leno last night-- Bush is starting to get concerned about global warning, which is why he's trying to rekindle the COLD war.

President Bush has a plan [to fight global warming]. We can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius.
Jimmy Kimmel